Spherical Cows in a Vacuum

 Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. 

A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. 

The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. 

Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the farm, saying to the farmer, "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum."

Would you tell Picasso to sell one of his guitars?

 I

Just

Can't.

Margaux Billard - French Girl Classic

 Is there anything more beautiful and intriguing than a French girl?

The French model/actress Margaux is famously in John Newman's video for Love Me Again.

She is transcendent.

Google it and see if you do not agree.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfihYWRWRTQ

The Hit Squad: Billie Eilish, Olivia Rodrigo and Dua Lipa on the THR Songwriter Roundtable

 So - our young geniuses of songwriting and composition sit around a table without their magical team of producers and actual people who can read music.

What a missed opportunity.

Send each of them away for an hour in a locked room and say "write a song".

If they are actual songwriters then it should be "no problem".

How do I know that they would all epically fail?

More dual-citizens Canadians "stuck" in Gaza

 So why are these "Canadians" living in  Gaza?

Why do we let these human detritus into Canada to continue their petty internecine wars?

I look around my university and see so very many students whose countries hate Canada and democracy. 

Why are they attending Canadian Universities?

Canada Residential Schools Excavate their Magical Anomalies: Guess What They found Nothing.

 So we have been hearing for years now about the "anomalies". Finally the excavations have started - so far they are revealing. They are indeed prefect - not a single "anomaly led to a body.

Guess our first canadians have been making stuff up. Just like they have been for a hundred years or so now.

"Chief Derek Nepinak said he is aware the results will feed into a denialist narrative but urged people to continue supporting the search for truth"

Western investigating women’s hockey program amid complaints against coaches

 Proving yet again why female athletes can't have nice things.

He hurt my feelings - she yelled at me - yes I am fat but I don't want ppl telling me I am fat.

Collegiate sports is an unforgiving environment - you want to play then you should be prepared to pay.

You want your daily affirmation - go take a womyn's study course where everyone gets an A+.